TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.
TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).
TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).
Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.
Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.
Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.
Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.
Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.
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Tits out for the boys
A girl or woman with ample cleavage (frequently with lack of corsetry or other support) which is inappropriately exposed in public. So much so that it draws the gaze of all passersby regardless of gender, so astonished are others by the movement of said mammories
Often a rank attempt to gain attention from the specimens of the male gender. Only results in superficial attention though as they are hypnotised by seemingly independent movement during activities such as walking, running, climbing, and pole dancing.
A girl or woman with ample cleavage (frequently with lack of corsetry or other support) which is inappropriately exposed in public. So much so that it draws the gaze of all passersby regardless of gender, so astonished are others by the movement of said mammories
Often a rank attempt to gain attention from the specimens of the male gender. Only results in superficial attention though as they are hypnotised by seemingly independent movement during activities such as walking, running, climbing, and pole dancing.
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T.O.P is the oldest and ultimately the sexiest member of Big Bang. He can make the girls swoon with a simple eyebrow raise and he wears a lot of layers. His voice is very deep and sexy!
by KnightLight34 August 1, 2011
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and because God pointed you in my direction.
and because God pointed you in my direction.
by beautifulbutterfly2231 February 3, 2021
Get the T.O.R.W. mug.T.O.P (pronounced "taph" or "tee oh pee"), real name Choi Seung Hyun, is a korean rapper in a boy band Big Bang. known for:
- noona-killer since 1987
- voice of unf
- visual impregnating abilities
- being a pure boy
- choomTOP
See also: choomTOP, BAMF and you are now pregnant
- noona-killer since 1987
- voice of unf
- visual impregnating abilities
- being a pure boy
- choomTOP
See also: choomTOP, BAMF and you are now pregnant
Ann: "don't look at T.O.P's eyes !"
Robin: "why?"
- looks at his eyes -
Robin: "omfg I'm pregnant"
Ann: "told you."
(works on men too)
Robin: "why?"
- looks at his eyes -
Robin: "omfg I'm pregnant"
Ann: "told you."
(works on men too)
by gur1 July 29, 2011
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