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Ethan Torchio

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the hottest italian beef one could ever imagine. sexy drummer in a rock'n'roll band. has the best hair care routine one could imagine and has beautiful skin. yes he can say his R sounds thank you so much for asking. a kind, gentle human being who will also smack your arse like a drum (see Recovery MV). Has had one (1) ethereal moment when he, along with the rest of måneskin, won eurovision. has the best presidential hq.
do you know who likes to have sex before concerts? ethan Torchio.
by lividisuigomiti February 9, 2022
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time torch

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The act of wasting quality time with the boys by delaying the onset of some expected activity. (Effectively torching time)
Friend - “Hey timetorcher are you coming to the party soon? We’re waiting for you to start the party

Timetorcher - Yeah i’ll be there in 10 minutes...

Timetorcher - *1 hour later and hasn't arrived*

Friend - “dude he’s totally a time torch”
by Time torched Friend August 7, 2019
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torch baby

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(Noun) A Bitch who is constantly hot, and needs the windows or air on at all times in order to stay cool.
Opposite freeze baby

Shirley is such a torch baby, she sleeps with the window open in winter.

Torch baby's often have red hair,look like Lindsay Lohan and are often pissed about life.
by TwerkingSnatch October 21, 2013
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torch test

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Applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom of the breasts in a low lit room; results of the test demonstrate whether or not breasts are enhanced by way of implants (ie silicone, saline, etc). This is not a pass / fail test per se as the results of either outcome are delightful. This test may involve female - male, female -female, or multiple combinations and is especially exciting when electrical tape is used to create boob-o-lanterns with the breasts.
Last night we had a few friends over and after dinner had some good ole fashioned fun placing bets on who was "lights on" versus "lights off" in the topless torch test.
by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017
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A phrase coined in 2020 to retaliate against ageism in society in the context that older people need to retire and let go of leadership or fame.
She told her older more experienced coworker to “never pass your torch” to the younger tech savvy employee.
by Bandana6 September 5, 2023
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Norwegian Torchblower

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Right before ejaculation you cover your penis in wax and alcohol, set it on fire, and jizz in her face. Word.
Charlie got arrested for pulling off a Norwegian torchblower.
by Bohn Kwii Kwii October 26, 2010
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It’s coming to your town. What are you going to do about it? Absolutely nothing. You are doomed. Unless, you have prepared for this exact disaster. And it's called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees.
This natural phenomenon is a mixture of seven natural disasters. It is incredibly dangerous, when it strikes land it is extremely deadly.
They will say that it is just a regular tornado, and urge you too take shelter underground if at all possible. However, what they don’t tell you, is that it will Draw from the crevices of the earth, magma, and flames from the earth’s core and from its volcanoes, spinning fire into it’s deadly twist, making it, a Torcano.
A series of earthquakes are detected within the torcano, causing a Torcanoquake. The torcanoquake will collect major flurries of snow, resulting in a massive blizzards and devastating avalanches. This is called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche. This disturbance, will cause the ocean to react with a similar anger to the Torcanoquake Blizvalanche, and a hurricane larger than it was ever thought possible, will roam the land.This of course, is refered to as, Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane. There will also be bees. How many bees you ask? All of them.

Torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees.
"Oh no! Its a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees!"
by rosegold143 April 24, 2019
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