Sympathy Pussy

A naiive female that gives some pussy to a man because she falls for his sob story of the day.

Gina gave me some Sympathy Pussy last night man.
Lucky dog! Why did she finally give it up?
I told her that my mom died last week.
Isn't that your mom over there buying cigarettes?
Yeah man, she fell for my sob story.

by Krestena August 29, 2010

sympaticus simplex

"sympaticus simplex" is a trem coined by NNF to describe a girl who's drop-dead-gorgeous but has very simple view of the world, speaks in simple lines and has simple tastes in life in general, but that's what makes her so attractive.

She'll always be a sympaticus simplex to me.
She's gorgeous, but she's a sympaticus simplex.
She can do whatever she wants but she'll always stay a sympaticus simplex.

by NNF November 21, 2010

sympathy fishing

Sort of like self pitty, but more like the act of faking to hate oneself and expecting to get peoples sympathy.

Karl: I hate myself i am such a stupid person *thinks that he is smart for sympathy fishing*
Person:no your not you are awesome and smart.
Karl: *evil smile*

by lukadude June 20, 2015

Sympathy Spewer

One who vomits upon seeing, hearing, and/or, smelling someone else vomit despite any physical ailment.

When Jane threw up at the dinner table we immediately found out Bob was a sympathy spewer because he proceeded to vomit as well.

by ATmegaNeRd May 16, 2009

sympathy cold

A mild illness that one contracts or develops following the passing of a loved one.

Crap. Uncle Tim died. That means I'll get a sympathy cold that will last for weeks.

by AYYFRON April 1, 2011

Furry Sympathizer

Somebody who is not a furry, but tolerates them for what they are. They strictly believe that furries do not practice real beastality, and acknowledge that they are human beings.

Usually just referred to as "fur sympathizers", they accompany furries in debates against furry haters.

"omg ur a furry?"
"No, I am a fur sympathizer."
* Fur sympathizer was kicked by random furry hater

by Anonymous Fur Sympathizer March 5, 2005

false sympathy

When someone acts like they care about you and understands what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

G1: Gurl, it's okay, I'm always here for you, okay?
G2: Thank you but I think I'll be fine.
G1: That's what I thought. Bye, bitch! Have fun with your boring life. *walks away*
G2: FUCK YOU! I KNOW IT'S ALL'S JUST FALSE SYMPATHY YOU PLASTIC BITCH!

by crisairam June 19, 2016