spoogle

The act of maliciously blowing your load in another's eye.

Yeah, that girl sucks at sucking dick.
-Oh Yeah?
Yeah, she kept sharkbiting.
-Owwwww.....that sucks!
It's okay, I got my revenge.
-Oh yeah? How's that?
Spoogle
What?
Right in the eye.

by Kevin Duffy April 12, 2005

Skoogle

To search something up using anything other than google

Guy 1: Bruh google's servers are down
Guy 2: Just Skoogle it

by Skoogled December 6, 2018

swoodle

(verb) to laugh so hard that you feel like you are going to pee your pants then suffocate because you can’t breathe. a great exercise to get a six pack though ;)

hahahahaha stop it your making me swoodle!

by the swoodle gurl April 16, 2020

Spoogle Berries

Dried/Crusted remnants of semen found stuck to public hair. Spoogle berries can cause discomfort if stuck to multiple hairs.

It took atleast 10 minutes to wash the spoogle berries off my chode this morning.

My girlfriend said her minge looked like a spoogle berry bush when she woke up.

by nemajnsf July 13, 2009

swoggles

Similiar to beer goggles, it is the effect of being around the atrociously ugly people at Swarthmore College. All of a sudden mediocre to ugly people begin to look fuckable.

Are you kidding? That girl is fucking hideous. Take your fucking swoggles off, dipshit.

by Steve, Ekat, and the lovable Abbie Fischer November 13, 2004

spoogle fiend

One who is chemically dependent on male cum, or "spoogle", to the point they become addicted, or "fiendish",or one who enjoys the feeling of male jism on their faces,so much so,they become fiendish in their attempt to get their face splattered by cock juice...can often lead to gay sex.

Ben: Hes such a fag!
Robert: No, "fag" doesnt begin to explain how much he loves cum! HES A SPOOGLE FIEND!!!"

Over the years Sharla's fascination with sucking cock has gotten her addicted to swallowing and such sexual activity has led her to become a spoogle fiend.

by C-Bud July 26, 2008

spoogleoon

when you have a threesome, but the third person is just watching, they're the spoogleoon.

ted, sherry and vanessa were having a threesome but vanessa was too large so she became the spoogleoon.

by ballls mackington tt November 23, 2010