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sweatpants

Pants that are worn in subzero temperatures and are usually made from 100% cotton (because it absorbs sweat). The best ones have elastic at the waistband and ankles.
It's 37 below, where are my sweatpants at?
by Erath January 23, 2013
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Wear Grey Sweatpants Day

On November 15 every boy needs to wear grey sweatpants to raise awareness for all single ladies and the day of asking them out.
Boys wear grey sweatpants and ask the girl, boy or person you like out on a date.

Girl: wow he is wearing sweatpants I wonder if he is going to ask someone out.
Wear grey sweatpants day needs to happen
by Yo need love November 4, 2019
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grey sweatpants

chad: yo bro did you see her in nike pros?

brad: yeah i told her she looked hot and gave me a boner and she said that grey sweatpants make her get butterflies
by acdudley16 July 13, 2022
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Long Weekend Sweatpants

The sweatpants you where during or the day after a long weekend. Usually seen in schools, not work.
Example 1.
Guy 1: So what did you do over the MLKJ weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing just sat on my couch in my Long Weekend Sweatpants and watched tv.
Guy 1: The ones your wearing now?
Guy 2: Yup
by XtheandroidX January 26, 2014
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wearing sweatpants

Being cranky as if on their period, or actually on their period.

Made from the fact that some people wear sweatpants when on their period and are cranky when PMSing.
Example 1:
Person 1: (chatting profanity online)
Person 2: are you wearing sweatpants today?

Example 2:
Person 1: (playing Call of Duty) DUDE WTF CAMPER NOOB stfu gtfo!!
Person 2: It's like you're wearing sweatpants whenever you play COD.

Example 3:
Person 1: My mom gets pissed off every time I do something lately.
Person 2: She must be wearing sweatpants.
by 12dan4 December 15, 2011
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National lesbian sweatpants day

October 15th every year. Is national lesbian sweatpants day. Every lesbian is required to wear sweatpants this day and all straights are banned from wearing sweatpants on this day.
Dude: hey look at that fine specimen over there
Gurl: look at what she’s wearing. Do you know what day it is? It’s National lesbian sweatpants day. That right there is MY fine lesbian specimen.
by that_one_lesbian_03 October 20, 2019
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Sweatpants head

A way of describing messy hair; Someone that would be wearing sweat pants, who in some way, shape, or form is considered gross and should not be allowed to leave the house, usually a pot head.
When he tried to go to school un-showered with sweatpants head, his mother came to the conclusion he must be smoking pot.
by KSense January 26, 2009
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