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Sweeny Todd

(verb) To kill somone with a straight razor via the jugular vein.
Im about to go Sweeny Todd on your ass if you ask me again!
by Assassin Phone inc. April 7, 2008
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Sweeneyfy

verb.

(1)To act like a political puppet and bow to the wants and needs of New Jersey political boss George Norcross.

(2) To make decisions without being qualified.
(3) To totally screw upp
(4) To cause extreme harm
(5) To make a boneheaded move.
(6) To not think for one's self, rather to make decisions to appease political benefactors.

Word is derived from NJ Senator Steve Sweeney.
NJ Senator Steve Sweeney is trying to sweeneyfy Rutgers University.
by TEPDOES June 6, 2014
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sweeney taste test

A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.
Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....
by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019
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Sweeney'd

1. To be completely burnt out and fed up with your job. 2. To be in a position that definition 1 can apply to you.

Coined from a Seattle based software development product manager that started as clean cut guy in a suit and left as a strung out excuse for a human with stains on his dirty hoodie that hadn't showered in a week, all within 6 months.
"Lay off the new guy, you're gonna Sweeney him."

or

"Dude, dya here about Nick getting Sweeney'd? He quit his job, moved to Bolivia and is now raising Chinchilla's for their fur. But he's in a better place."
by ChainBridgeCollective August 20, 2008
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Sweeney Todd Logic

We/they all deserve to die.

From the play/movie Sweeney Todd:the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Guy: Look at those Aberzombies over there.
Girl: They would make some nice meat pies.
Guy: Yes! Sweeney Todd Logic!
by AliceAddams December 3, 2009
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sweeney

by Joe Sweeney July 18, 2008
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Teeny Weeny Sweeny

The nicknames given to idiots who jump around the locker room until their boxers fall down and their small dick is there for everyone to see. (helps if ur last name is sweeny)
by Maggie Loves Jon August 24, 2004
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