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Cancerous company that has ruined the battlefront name. Horrible buggy messes with non-existent balance.
A cash grab to star wars fans.
A cash grab to star wars fans.
I just got EA star wars battlefront 2, made by EA DICE Sweden. It's such a horrible buggy mess filled with horrible balancing and long grinds. Fuck EA.
EA DICE Sweden by Unknown battlefrontian October 18, 2018
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A swede is a citizen of Sweden. The plural is swedes. Not to be mistaken for people from Switzerland. The main difference is that swiss people eat a lot of chocolate and wear lederhosen all day. Sweden is located in Scandinavia, right next to Norway and Denmark.
Swedes listen to rock music and have sex all the time, often while drinking beer and talking trash about the norwegians. We also take pride in creating some of the best pornographic material in the world.
Swedes are also known for their fine automobile manufacturers - Volvo (owned by Ford) and SAAB. SAAB also manufactures one of the best fighter aircraft models to date - the SAAB JAS 39 Gripen.
Sweden, the natural habitat of the swedes, is in many ways identical to America. In fact, we're just a smaller version of America. Instead of George Willy Bush (I find his name so amusing) we have Göran Persson, also known as the advocate of Satan. Now that I think about it, every swedish political party leader is an advocate of Satan.
Instead of having african-american citizens, we imported middle-eastern people. The only difference is that arabs aren't anywhere near as cool as real blacks. Plus, they have to shave their eyebrows or it grows into a unibrow. The arabs in Sweden all drive BMWs. Don't ask me how they can all afford one.
How do swedes act socially, you ask? Well ... most swedes are kinda up-tight and would most likely be viewed upon as slightly homosexual by americans. This homosexual breed of swedes are known as fjortisar and can be both male and female. The females are more slutty than gay actually, which is great. For more information about fjortisar, click this link: fjortisar/fjortis.
What else can I tell you about this peculiar and somewhat odd people? We have a very sophisticated educational system, which is why you can't tell my writing apart from that of an american author. You're more likely to mistake the american author for an outlander.
Sweden is a very affordable and fun country, but all we get is german tourists taking pictures of everything from half-dead drunks to McDonald's restaurants.
Most swedes are very gifted at video-gaming. One such swede is HeatoN the CS-player, and of course myself - Danielx.
Swedes were once vikings. During our viking days, we raped nuns and plundered the riches of gay people from France. Sadly, I was not around back then (this was around 1500-2000 years ago) but that doesn't stop me from wearing a helmet and drinking beer like there's no tomorrow. Around 100-300 years ago a bunch of swedes went to America to dig gold. Unfortunately, there was no gold and they all went to settle down in Minnesota instead. So if you're from that region, you might just be the descendant of a gold-thirsty swede, which would explain the extremely large penis and buff physique you would have in that case.
So, to summarize things ... Swedes are awesome. Dolph Lundgren and Peter Stormare are from Sweden, you know. The only good example of a good swedish flick that does not contain a blonde chick screaming "Åh, ja! Knulla mig hårdare, Lasse!" I can think of is Hamilton. So you should really download that.
One last thing ... Not every swede has blonde hair and blue eyes. And not every female is named Helga or every male named Lars.
Swedes listen to rock music and have sex all the time, often while drinking beer and talking trash about the norwegians. We also take pride in creating some of the best pornographic material in the world.
Swedes are also known for their fine automobile manufacturers - Volvo (owned by Ford) and SAAB. SAAB also manufactures one of the best fighter aircraft models to date - the SAAB JAS 39 Gripen.
Sweden, the natural habitat of the swedes, is in many ways identical to America. In fact, we're just a smaller version of America. Instead of George Willy Bush (I find his name so amusing) we have Göran Persson, also known as the advocate of Satan. Now that I think about it, every swedish political party leader is an advocate of Satan.
Instead of having african-american citizens, we imported middle-eastern people. The only difference is that arabs aren't anywhere near as cool as real blacks. Plus, they have to shave their eyebrows or it grows into a unibrow. The arabs in Sweden all drive BMWs. Don't ask me how they can all afford one.
How do swedes act socially, you ask? Well ... most swedes are kinda up-tight and would most likely be viewed upon as slightly homosexual by americans. This homosexual breed of swedes are known as fjortisar and can be both male and female. The females are more slutty than gay actually, which is great. For more information about fjortisar, click this link: fjortisar/fjortis.
What else can I tell you about this peculiar and somewhat odd people? We have a very sophisticated educational system, which is why you can't tell my writing apart from that of an american author. You're more likely to mistake the american author for an outlander.
Sweden is a very affordable and fun country, but all we get is german tourists taking pictures of everything from half-dead drunks to McDonald's restaurants.
Most swedes are very gifted at video-gaming. One such swede is HeatoN the CS-player, and of course myself - Danielx.
Swedes were once vikings. During our viking days, we raped nuns and plundered the riches of gay people from France. Sadly, I was not around back then (this was around 1500-2000 years ago) but that doesn't stop me from wearing a helmet and drinking beer like there's no tomorrow. Around 100-300 years ago a bunch of swedes went to America to dig gold. Unfortunately, there was no gold and they all went to settle down in Minnesota instead. So if you're from that region, you might just be the descendant of a gold-thirsty swede, which would explain the extremely large penis and buff physique you would have in that case.
So, to summarize things ... Swedes are awesome. Dolph Lundgren and Peter Stormare are from Sweden, you know. The only good example of a good swedish flick that does not contain a blonde chick screaming "Åh, ja! Knulla mig hårdare, Lasse!" I can think of is Hamilton. So you should really download that.
One last thing ... Not every swede has blonde hair and blue eyes. And not every female is named Helga or every male named Lars.
Sweden
A country in northern Europe, and the most populated Scandanavian country. It is known for its low rate of violent crime, high standard of living, and competitive business sector. Sweden has low levels of poverty and extensive social programs. The country has not been involved in a war for well over a century.
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sweden by girlechick July 30, 2007
Sweden
Sweden is a country which many Americans don't know much about. One of the most common prejudice is that the entire population is blonde and tall (which is not even remotely true), others may believe that the country is run by communists and that ABBA is the only music arrived therefrom. Fact is that Sweden may have more blondes than e.g. Spain, but there's still at least 40% who aren't. The current government of the mentioned country is Social Democratic, which greatly differs from Marxism and Leninism.
The musical scene has of course developed since ABBA, and for a population of 9.000.000, Sweden has produced an awful lot of successful bands and artists. Some of these would be Millencollin, Hammerfall, The Hives, Ace of Base and The Cardigans.
Many songs in the U.S. pop-industry has been written by Swedes also.. among these you can find many songs performed by Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync and such.
Some believe in the myth that Sweden has the highest rate of suicides... I've read about the myth, but I don't know where these "numbers" originated. As some wise person once said (disputed who) "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." :)
It does -not- snow 12 month per year. Actually, it snows barely 3 months every year in the capital city - you get more snow if you go North, less if you go South.
In the summers, many Swedes on holiday tend to go to their vacation houses in less populated societies. Yes, a big amount of middle-class to upper-class households have these second houses. And they can afford them, even though all their money is stolen through taxes by "the evil communist regime".
Sweden is aimed at being very equal country. Equality between genders is a highly valued issue and neo-feminism is one of the most popular ideologies (which has led many to believe that so called "feminazis" are running the country). All religions basicly has the same rights, and having the church involved in politics has been more or less banned for 300-400 years. The atheist population is also a vast majority. The schools serves alternative food for Muslims and others when the ordinary lunch collides with their relgious beliefs. Oh, and by the way, yes! They do have free school lunches :D Very good food too, even :)
Oh, and about schools... most of the swedish population is well educated. Some would say that swedes generally speak better english than most Americans, and this is caused by English being a standard subject with the same importance as Swedish. Also, Sweden does not dub films, videogames and such, but tend to use sub-titles.
The country has in fact no real "official language" though, and Swedish is legally regarded as a minority language.
The musical scene has of course developed since ABBA, and for a population of 9.000.000, Sweden has produced an awful lot of successful bands and artists. Some of these would be Millencollin, Hammerfall, The Hives, Ace of Base and The Cardigans.
Many songs in the U.S. pop-industry has been written by Swedes also.. among these you can find many songs performed by Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync and such.
Some believe in the myth that Sweden has the highest rate of suicides... I've read about the myth, but I don't know where these "numbers" originated. As some wise person once said (disputed who) "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." :)
It does -not- snow 12 month per year. Actually, it snows barely 3 months every year in the capital city - you get more snow if you go North, less if you go South.
In the summers, many Swedes on holiday tend to go to their vacation houses in less populated societies. Yes, a big amount of middle-class to upper-class households have these second houses. And they can afford them, even though all their money is stolen through taxes by "the evil communist regime".
Sweden is aimed at being very equal country. Equality between genders is a highly valued issue and neo-feminism is one of the most popular ideologies (which has led many to believe that so called "feminazis" are running the country). All religions basicly has the same rights, and having the church involved in politics has been more or less banned for 300-400 years. The atheist population is also a vast majority. The schools serves alternative food for Muslims and others when the ordinary lunch collides with their relgious beliefs. Oh, and by the way, yes! They do have free school lunches :D Very good food too, even :)
Oh, and about schools... most of the swedish population is well educated. Some would say that swedes generally speak better english than most Americans, and this is caused by English being a standard subject with the same importance as Swedish. Also, Sweden does not dub films, videogames and such, but tend to use sub-titles.
The country has in fact no real "official language" though, and Swedish is legally regarded as a minority language.
n. Sweden. Not to be confused with Switzerland.
Sweden - Safe cars and blue flag
Switzerland - Chocolate and red flag
Sweden - Safe cars and blue flag
Switzerland - Chocolate and red flag