Swear Word Derangement Syndrome

A mental disease where a person can't say any kind of not-so family friendly swear words. It was discovered in the Coloradan city of Denver in October 1940, had no full name and the full term was coined in 1958. This mental disease is also found on families where has their children born with horrific mental health conditions.

The creator of this definition on UD himself has Swear Word Derangement Syndrome. He also can't say swear words on his own films.

by Ryan900USAYT January 12, 2022

pinky swear

An eternally binding act of hooking pinky fingers together in an attempt to seal the deal of a promise that has been made.

I promise to never do that again!
Do you pinky swear?

by Melia May 4, 2005

I solemnly swear I am up to no good

Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley

"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.

by LitTeacher July 6, 2015

swear jar

A coin bank that one puts a coin into whenever he says something profane.

Oh, damn it! I have to put some more money in the swear jar.

by davarinofuntucson August 21, 2015

completely different level of swearing

Used on those from a different country than you when dealing with and trying to understand their slang and accents.

"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!" ~Cecil

"Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here." ~Cooper, EuroTrip

by DARKJESTER April 6, 2005

Projectile Swearing

When a person retorts a mass of consecutive swear words in response to an unfavourable action that may have been accidental or deliberate. This usually is due to pain, loss of valuables, regrettable remark during a social evening or a temperamental outburst from friends or affiliations.

Bob: Oh sorry, John I accidentally cut your finger off with my lawn mower again. I can't take you to the hospital now though, I have to get my lawn ready for the "Lawn of the Week Competition".
John: MY f*****g FINGER, IT f*****g HURTS SO MUCH!! F*****g s**t c**t a*****e, you m****r f******g b****h, etc. etc.
Bob: Oh no, you're projectile swearing again.

by Procrastinate January 11, 2009

Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones

"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"

by Olau Alexa Clone April 14, 2022