Ron Swanson

An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.

You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.

by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp February 24, 2020

Swanson

A delectible treat made from a succulent turkey leg wrapped in bacon.

"Is that bacon on your turkey leg?"..."Yeah, they call it a Swanson."

by Tammy Swanson May 21, 2010

Jesse Swanson

A super sexy young man who is loved by everyone.

Jesse Swanson is sooo hot.

by NippleTassles5000 January 17, 2012

swanson logic

Any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.

Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.

by deer huntin March 17, 2016

Craig Swanson

The definition of virgin.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.

Craig Swanson Likes mark felton.

by Seamus Jewson April 20, 2022

swinton fringe

A haircut that was popular in the mid-90's that was started off in swinton, greater manchester. It involves having all of the hair shaved off to a '1' or a '0' but leaving the fringe either all the way round or just the middle of the forehead. It is still popular in the north-east and scotland now apparently.

Look at that tosser with a swinton fringe, "it's the 21st century now ya nob"

by Bigethovdaceth February 7, 2005

stantonian

Something initially purported to be much greater than it is, with the result that it ends up being much less than it should be.

"The pitch to Stanton — Drilled, there it goes! Deep to left! It is high, it is far, it is gone! Out of the ballpark! A Stantonian home run!"

*Awkward pause*

"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."

by philologista October 6, 2021