Swanton

The kind of town where everyone knows everyone. Consists of a school, a Kroger, The Honey Bear, a few gas stations and a car dealer. Everything else is houses. Although small, contains a few stoplights and a railroad. Swanton also hosts fireworks every fourth of July. Oh, and people like to party in Swanton. A lot.

'Let's get drunk after school with the Swanton kids.'

'But it's only Tuesday!'

'What's your point?'

by Katelyn F June 13, 2008

Swanson

Named for Parks and Recreation great, Ron Swanson, a noted man's man, expert whittler, creator of the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, steak enthusiast, and mustache aficionado.

To "Swanson" something is to succeed spectacularly. You didn't just achieve your goal, there wasn't even a hint of failure.

Girl: "You must have been starving! You Swansoned that steak!"
Boy: "Yeah, I was hungry. It was delicious."

Boy 1: "Start filming, I'm going to Swanson this jump!"
Boy 2: "Already rolling, bro, go for it!"

by KweenRider November 30, 2011

Swansonian lie

To be so wrapped up in your own sarcasm that you forget the truth; To inadvertently lie due to overwhelming sarcasm; blur the line between truth and sarcasm

"I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore, I may have told a Swansonian lie" sarcasm lie

by Swarcasm April 2, 2010

swanson pyramid of greatness

if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.

the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.

"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson

"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"

by mr swanson July 31, 2018

swagstorm

a very swag person who loves min yoongi

swagstorm is very swag

by min yoongis wife January 23, 2021

Kent Swanson

A person who tries to impress another while also still claiming that they are better than the other

You're being such a Kent Swanson, knock it off!

by Kent Swanson November 28, 2022

Swanston

Used to describe an iconic figure or Legend

Ghandi was such a swanston

by benjami swansteiner February 5, 2009