Flailing Susan

An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.

STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!

Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.

by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009

susan

susan is a great person, but doesn't always know it. susans are caring and intelligent, but never see the beauty in themselves. she knows it's there, but sometimes needs a little encouragement to see it. they are often ambitious, and sometimes get themselves in a little over their heads. if she does, help her out! once you have proven yourself trustworthy, susan will be your most loyal friend. but watch out! cross her and you'll have hell to pay.

her guy friends all love her like a little sister, and they're like big brothers to her, but there's one in the crowd who's more special than the rest. if you are that person, you are one lucky guy. susan will devote everything to you. at first she can seem overwhelming, but don't be put off! she just has strange ways of showing her affection. once you've got her though, hold on tight.

be on your toes though! susan is strong and independent, which can sometimes make her more vulnerable than the rest. she always brings something new to the day, and if there's a smile on her face, don't be the one who wipes it away.

susan has an amazing capacity to care about people. even the ones who hurt her.

susan will love you like a girlfriend, talk to you like a trusted advisor, and protect you like a sibling. do the same for her!
P.S. call her susie or sue and she will kill you!

did you talk to the new girl?
yea, she's totally a susan

by VIOLETS ARE PURPLE NOT BLUE! April 13, 2013

Susana Reyna

A beautiful girl talented at everything. Super smart and a great sex goddess. Anything she does is done to perfection. Beautiful face. One of the most gorgeous human beings to roam the planet

Wow look at that girl she must be a Susana Reyna.

by LARPhero November 13, 2010

Susan Collins

A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.

Kavanaugh thought he'd order a whiskey for himself, and a Susan Collins for his new mistress.

by TibLard October 6, 2018

Susan LaBaw

Susan LaBaw works at Riverfront Middle School located in Florence, New Jersey. She’s been working there for over 60 years and has not retired. Many people view her as an idol, or just a teacher. She has won multiple awards such as Best Teacher of the Decade, Oldest Woman in New Jersey, and last but certainly not least, Loudest Talker. Local citizens around Florence have made it clear that the awards were too specific to hand out, but Susan did not hesr over his loud talking.

Jack Manifold: Hey Susan LaBaw! How are you-

Susan LaBaw: WHAT? YOU STILL NEED TO HAND IN YOUR ASSIGNMENT FROM LAST YEAR, JACK MANIFOLD.

by NJ Citizen January 14, 2021

Susann

A supa fly boss ass bitch that ain't got time fo people spelling/pronouncing her name wrong.

Tool: "Aye shawty wuts yo name?"
Susann: "Susann"
Tool: "Susan?"
Susann: "Fuck off."

by Not Susann December 17, 2013

Susan Collins

A woman who props up the patriarchy, undermining other women for a pat on the head or some small sliver of the spoils. A woman who puts preservation of white supremacy over respect and equal rights for women.

What a Susan Collins, she's such a Susan Collins, ugh what a Susan Collins move.

by frankgil October 5, 2018