spite shit

v. The act of deficating with malice and intent; shitting in a spiteful manner; premeditated pooping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"

"...some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. I think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what I'd call a SPITE SHIT."

The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
-Other Guys

by 1crazyrob August 13, 2011

Spite Creaming

The act of cumming, but only to the dismay of a group (or less) of people.

commonly used during NNN (No Nut November)

"WTF no hatecrimes you can win NNN D: "

"No *cums on the last day as an act of spite creaming*

by RandoDefinesWords November 30, 2022

spitefunding

Spitefunding is a way to monetize the hate of others . It’s a method of obtaining objects you don’t need through the donations of social media followers. If somebody on twitter pisses you off , you can ask your followers to submit donations in order to obtain objects as a result of that persons attempt to shame you. The method was invented by failed author, media personality and troll, Michael Malice , under the advice of Libertarian Comic and skank , Dave Smith

That Vox reporter lied about me in that article!! In honor of that lying reporter , I will be Spitefunding donations to acquire a first edition copy of “ The art of the deal” signed by President Donald Trump .

by B.M. Rivera October 5, 2019

Spitemowing

SPITEMOWING /spʌɪtˈməʊɪŋ / noun
When your neighbours are assholes and let their kids scream in the garden until 1am whilst they get pissed. So you wake up extra early to mow the lawn then leave the mower running under their bedroom window whilst you go about doing other things.

you wake up extra early to mow the lawn then leave the mower running under their bedroom window whilst you go about doing other things. Knowing they're suffering from gigantic hangovers. Spitemowing

by Jaymz1976 April 16, 2023

spite fence

When a homeowner constructs an extra tall fence on the section of his property that borders a neighbor's land that he hates. Can be made to obstruct a view, such as in a mountain range.

Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.

Dude 1: My neighbor wont tie up his damn dog. It keeps shitting on my lawn. I'm building a spite fence!

Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!

by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014

spite store

When a place of business angers you, so you open a competing store out of spite.

Mocha Joe's cafe served me cold coffee, so I'm opening a spite store right next door called Latte Larry's.

by jn1234 March 2, 2020

Spite-package

After the course of a breakup the other person may demand you send them small inexpensive trinkets of the relationship back. For example: soap, a soap dispenser, cheap shampoo, floss. It's even further enhanced when the package must be mailed due to a long distance breakup. Usually the case when the other person is going to great lengths make the other miserable.

Erin: you better send me the rest of my bathroom items or I will write a letter to your mom.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.

by Sundown XT June 27, 2014