When you travel to the amazon rainforest to explore the wildlife but get kidnapped by tribesmen with penises so massive that it looks like they have a third leg and they take u back to their camp and tie u up and start fucking you in every hole imaginable with their massive 12 inch penises penetrating u and pumping u full of hot sticky cum.
A Nandu Sunil is a sigma male who drinks more chaaya than most people. Nandu has a very specific humour sense. This is truly a Nandu of all time. He hates polyamory and monogamy and social media. He makes good music and is a stock braker or some shiz. If you have a Nandu in life, keep it.
Quotes- "Life is a race, and you are a racist. Life is a game. This is truly one of the sentences of all time. We live in a society."
The undisputed goat of Indian football. He is currently playing for Bengaluru FC in the Indian Super League. He has more than 90 goals for India (93 at the time of writing) and has a FIFA documentary made about him. No one will come close to his level of greatness.
the most perfect person to step foot on this planet. Ethereal, absolutely beautiful. honestly the sweetest and most amazingest person I've ever met. I love her so much. I hope that she realises how amaizng she is and how much her existence has influenced me for the better and how she's help lift the biggest burdens from my back. hope we share chips at school again and have staring contests <3