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Suede

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Suede is a creature that feels like your petting an old person's sagging testicles. This creature likes to rub your beard hair, and your long luscious locks on your head. Suede likes to flick pieces of shit onto it's head as one of it's talents. Suede is owned by broriks.
Ew, what the hell is that weird looking thing?!

That's my suede
by Slappa DA bass masta April 20, 2014
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Suede

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An asshole but at the same time hot as fuck. Suedes can be confusing, they love you one day and the next day they ignore u all day. They can switch up really quickly too, it seems like they have no feelings at all, but really they can be really sensitive on the inside.
Bro why aren't you hanging out with suede?

Suedes being an asshole today, but tmrw we're probably gonna talk a bit
by Urmomlovesmemorethanudo November 20, 2021
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Suede Bagel

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Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!
by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011
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Suede

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A suede is just someone who’s a thick prick, someone who is just overall dense.
Amy’s such a suede like
by sparklesjennitals April 14, 2020
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sage suede

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Sage Suede is a musician, model and podcast host in Austin Texas. He released his debut album Thicc Juicy Bass in 2020 to critical acclaim, featuring songs with hip hop, pop, edm, reggaeton and baile funk influences. He writes music in several languages, including English, Spanish & Portuguese. He is the host of the podcast Dazzlin Stage Music, which debuts in July 2021.
Sage Suede just performed a show downtown.
I am listening to Sage Suede on Spotify.
by TigerBigs February 1, 2021
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suede boots

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A color of shoes.
I got new suede boots.
by Abcvd January 5, 2024
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sueda sueda

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sueda sueda is the mixing pot that is loving or sexual intercourse.
jim was bored so he commited sueda sueda with sally.
by miceormen1 March 8, 2010
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