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Successful Day

The best kind of day. A day where you eat all day, watch movies, and listen to the musical hits from your high school days
K: This was the best birthday ever! I got to eat, listen to music, and watch movies all day!

J: Sounds like you had a successful day!!
by Jrob45005 December 20, 2014
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successfulb4e

have you seen successfulb4e’s new tweet? she looks so hot!
by successfulbae January 12, 2021
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Successful

You can’t even define the word success you piece of shit and by your own criteria the cripple isn’t successful. He threw a temper tantrum every day until they brought him a new whore to fuck.
Hym “And I’m not going to pay you $20 you greedy cocksucker. How about “If you can’t put yourself together you shouldn’t be having women scheduled for a shift at a retard group home to come sit on your dick.” How’s that sound? Only good? I’ll do it after and only after the whores get what they deserve. There. That’s what successful means. It’s ensuring that whores face the consequences of their own actions. That is what constitutes success.”
by Hym Iam September 28, 2022
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Successful Poop

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.
Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"
by Pompadour... October 30, 2011
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successfully drunk

Successfully drunk is when you meet someone who is at the stage of drunk that they has lost her inhibitions and so will sleep with you but not drunk enough that they are throwing up and doesn't know what they're doing. Best kind of drunk.
Me - hey man did you bang that girl last night?

My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.

or

Me - did you get any last night?

Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough
by SuccessfullyDrunk1989 October 16, 2013
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Successful Climber

A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage
After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden
by catfight12 January 13, 2009
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successfully clowned me

Lmao “you clowning” is when a boy/girl gets your trust and breaks it so you are now the ceo of clowns beacuse you just been clowned by a person.
Marvin successfully clowned me -sasamy sosa
by SasamySosa March 1, 2020
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