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Chinese Submarine

(noun) an alcoholic beverage concealed within a larger receptacle that prevents the rousing of suspicion when in public areas that prohibit the use of such substances.
Guy 1 "I'd love to see that movie tonight, but I really wanna drink."

Guy 2 "No problem. Just grab a large cup from the snack stand and make a Chinese Submarine."
by RD PS December 18, 2012
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Subaru Leone

Fastest production car ever made. Shares the same engine with the Ferrari Enzo, the EA82.

Some say that no woman can resist the charm and over all sex appeal of the Leone.

This car is renounded for having the blistering speed of the Toyota Hilux diesel while still retaining the fuel economy of the Fiat 500.

Elton John's classic hit "Ticking Ticking" was actually written about Elton's friend's Subaru Leone

Even thousands of years ago, the Leone was talked about. For example, a passage in the Bible says...

"On the Sixth day god created the Torana, on the Seventh day, he traded it in on a RX II"

It is rumored that the "Big Bang" was caused by an EA82 backfiring.
Nothing like the soothing ticking of a Subaru Leone on a cold morning.
by Swifty Man February 21, 2009
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subaru

Car Manufacturer - a *division* of Fuji Heavy Industries ("Subaru" = Japanese for Pleiades and 5 stars represent FHI divisions) , known for utility and all-wheel-drive sedans and wagons including the Outback series. Recently popular for the rally-related Impreza and Impreza WRX/Sti models.

In the U.S., Subaru emphasizes a healthy, outdoorsy lifestyle and uses spokespeople such as famed cancer survivor and 5-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong.

Outside of the U.S. -- out of view of US car buyers -- Subaru serves as an advertising vehicle for cigarette companies. Subaru cars sport British American Tobacco company "555" brand cigarette advertisements in World Rally competition.
"It's what's inside" (Cough!)
by A. Terioso July 28, 2003
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screen door on a submarine

1. Useless, worthless

2. To cause someone to lose hope; To disapoint; Burst your bubble
1. I don't think she should be on our team. She's a screen door on a submarine.

2. (From the Venture Bros.)
Hank: Aww come on, let me at 'em, Brock! I probably know Judo! How many of those guys can make the same boast?!
Brock: No.
Hank: Why must you be the screen door on my submarine, Brock?
by Katie Tran December 22, 2006
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all his goats in one submarine

1. Meaning to be very busy and unable to relax.
2. It can also refer to literal naval goats.
3. Kind of confused about something.
4. Energetically focusing on one task with little time to do it.
5. To th e best of one's abilties, unable to do something.
1. Kurt has all his goats in one submarine tonight with the big exam and three papers due tomorrow.
2. Apparently, Steven works hard in employing modern seafaring equipment and livestock management techniques to keep all his goats in one submarine.
3. John has all his goats in one submarine about the girl from last night, but he can't remember her name.
4-5. Ben has all his goats in one submarine over the big deadline but has no chance of meeting it.
by leontrotsky32 April 17, 2011
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playing submarines

This is when a naked guy is barely backfloating so that only his erect penis is clearly visible above the water.
Stew was playing submarines in the pool, but his protruding beer-gut and small penis size spoiled the effect.
by filthyboss August 24, 2006
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Titan submarine

A submarine that is a “submersible” in the very same sense that Amy Schumer is a “comedian”
“Hey did you hear the news about the Titan Submarine? It sunk. Guess it wasn’t all that good at its supposed job, and got progressively worse.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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