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Get the chris sturniolo mug.The wagging of the index finger of your dominant hand in a very stern and disapproving manner. This is done to show your disapproval of the (usually idiotic) actions of another. Note that the wagging must be done so slowly as to make it a very awkward situation.
Usually accompanied by the Look of Judgement
Usually accompanied by the Look of Judgement
Mr. English Teacher: What are you doing on the floor?
Student: My cell phone fell out of my pocket...
Mr. English Teacher: *Gives the Stern Finger of Disapproval* Naughty.
Student: My cell phone fell out of my pocket...
Mr. English Teacher: *Gives the Stern Finger of Disapproval* Naughty.
by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 3, 2011
Get the Stern Finger of Disapproval mug.1. The Worst NBA Commissioner of All-time
2. Outlived lived his stay and made December 8th 2011 one of the worst days for the NBA.
3. How he thinks of himself was brilliantly shown in SNL:
"You don't talk to me like that! I'm David Stern! I make the rules here! You don't get to pick your team, I do! I'm the commissioner of the NBA! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!"
4. Bill Simmons said regarding the recent veto of the CP3 trade:
"Just know that I'm a die-hard Celtics fan and die-hard Lakers hater … and even I am appalled. I hope Chris Paul sues. I hope the Rockets sue. I hope the Lakers sue. I hope Dell Demps resigns and makes a sex tape with a stripper wearing a David Stern Halloween mask."
2. Outlived lived his stay and made December 8th 2011 one of the worst days for the NBA.
3. How he thinks of himself was brilliantly shown in SNL:
"You don't talk to me like that! I'm David Stern! I make the rules here! You don't get to pick your team, I do! I'm the commissioner of the NBA! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!"
4. Bill Simmons said regarding the recent veto of the CP3 trade:
"Just know that I'm a die-hard Celtics fan and die-hard Lakers hater … and even I am appalled. I hope Chris Paul sues. I hope the Rockets sue. I hope the Lakers sue. I hope Dell Demps resigns and makes a sex tape with a stripper wearing a David Stern Halloween mask."
NBA fan #1: Yesterday may have been the worst day in the history of the United States
NBA fan #2: Even worse than November 4th 2008
NBA fan #1: Hell ya, he vetoed CP3 trade David Stern fucked everyone in the NBA
NBA fan #2: Fuck him he hates America
NBA fan #2: Even worse than November 4th 2008
NBA fan #1: Hell ya, he vetoed CP3 trade David Stern fucked everyone in the NBA
NBA fan #2: Fuck him he hates America
by The NBA fan December 19, 2011
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Get the Matt Sturniolo mug.The epic lead singer of The Black Dahlia Murder. He slays women from horizon to horizon with his devilish good looks and his deep baritone voice. He is agile and has cat-like reflexes that even spiderman is jealous of. Ladys want him, guys want to rock with him, llamas wish they were 1/2 as cool.
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