Southaven

A town right by Memphis that never gets any attention. Some of the coolest people in Mississippi. Contrary to the belief of Southaven rivals not Sluthaven.

Bob: "Hey did you hear Southaven beat Hornlake at the game last week?"

Jim: Thats because Southaven's awesome.

by fuzzfuzzbuzzbuzz January 16, 2011

southampton middle school

Where all the peeps are gay and have sex in lockers like hoes

Hey I go to Southampton middle school

by xx_daddyjuice_xx August 21, 2019

southampton

A fucking shithole full of scummers, one of the worst places to live in the UK. They have a shit football team that are currently sitting at the bottom of the english premier league. The team is so shit that they had to steal local rivals manager and players. They are so shit that they couldn't hold a decent event. This year portsmouth is holding two big international events, one to celebrate the battle of trafalgar and the other is the international vestival of the sea. Southampton can only hold a shitty boat show each year. If you have chance to go to Southampton, don't go there. The only decent thing about Southampton is the option not to go there!!

To find Southampton on the map, look for the arse crack at the bottom of the UK, and follow it right to the shitty base. The you will see Southampton.

by Derick Nobcheese February 24, 2005

Southampton F.C.

Possibly the greatest team ever to grace the beautiful game with possibly the best players in the history of the game all having times at the greatest club in the world, including the best player of all time Matt Le Tissier.

Matt: Yay, i have southampton F.C. tickets
George: Wow you lucky bow *bows down in awe*
Matt: I know!

by tedfred123 August 2, 2007

Southampton

Southampton is a major port and a very historic place. New cruise liners leave it's docks everyday and it still holds all of it's amazing quality.

The Titanic left from Southampton and Benny Hill - the famous comedian - was born here and buried in Holly Brook cementry.

It has one of the countrys leading hospitals in it and a birthing centre which is the BEST in the UK. It was the hospital which featured in the TV Documentry - One Born Every Minute.

It has one of the most supported football teams in the south of England and has such a feirce rivalry with the neighbouring city - Portsmouth - that half the entrys here are very biased.

All in all Southampton is a great place to live and flourish.

Dad: Hey kids where do you want to go on holiday this summer?

Kids: Southampton!!!!

by SouthVet March 1, 2011

Sutharsan

Known as a member of lgbtq+ultra pro max and a born Karen. Also known for his teeth

Me: Excuse me is that your purse.
Him: ohhh Omg you stole my purse am gonna call the cops on you.
Me: it was down.
Him: how dare you raise voice on me.
Cops: 911 whats your emergency.
Him: this guy over here stole my purse and hurt me and staring at my teeth, Ohhh noo OMG somebody help!!!.
Cops: whats wrong.
Him: he is trying to seduce me!!.
Cops: hold your position am sending a back up.
Cops: sorry whats your name and where are you.
Him: my name is Sutharsan,am near onlyKaren store.
Cops: ooh God you again!, you just called me 8 times today whats wrong with you... next time of you call you will be send to the prison get lost..
Him: I'm gonna screw you... I'll call the president.
Me: such a pervert!.

by Great grand son of God November 24, 2021

Did i stutta?

Did u hear what i said?

Matt "are you flat"
Random girl "WHAT!?!?"
Matt "Did i stutta?"

by mbutters December 2, 2010