stud muffin

A masculine cover-up for homosexuality; usually seen as escorts for older women or starlets, often paid to do so, to perpetuate a facade, their masculinity.

Rock Hudson, James Dean, Monty Clift, etc. were all stud muffins, and movie goers didn't find out until near or after their deaths.

by Richard Black March 18, 2005

Stud Muffin

A man or a woman who is a sexy Muffin

"Yo, that is one hot stud muffin over there."

by Nicoley13 January 20, 2009

stud muffin

Tom Brady (Quarterback of the New England Patriots)

Look at that stud muffin, he knows how to handel his ball.

by sisterbear February 3, 2008

stud muffin

Obviously Billy and Luke

Those two are stud muffins, they are almost as cool as Billy and Luke.

by blsuckscock January 1, 2005

stud muffin

1) A chick that is getting eaten out by a stud.

2) A chick that a stud is banging.

She's such a stud muffin. Mmm... muffin.

by sandm May 24, 2004

Stud Muffin

An athletic women

Did you see how fast that chick downed that beer? She's a stud muffin.

by Satan Lives December 16, 2003

Stud Muffin Top

The fatty region of a male which extends laterally from his tightened trouser line. This region is otherwise referred to as a muffin top, when present on a female.

Fred has a hairy stud muffin top.

by Jon Biscardi November 25, 2011