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cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.
Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?
by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018
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stubbing your toe

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.
1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
by The fictionary June 24, 2014
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stubble burn

The removal of female facial skin due to vigerous kissing with a guy with a lot of stubble. Seen by some as a badge of honor, courage, and committment.
After hours of mackin' on that dude at the movies, Berin got herself a little case of stubble burn.
by bartlebee October 10, 2005
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Stubborn

I will not let other people's opinion influence mine.
I told her that crystal meth was not good for her, but she wanted to find out on her own; she is so stubborn.
by Johnathan Wilson Perez June 15, 2017
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stubbe

a gay man from denmark. he has comitted multiple war crimes.
omg guys, stubbe just had sex with eric
by colafarfantamor November 9, 2022
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dub stub

Generally used to refer to a 2 inch penis.
by Thoughtyoushouldknow October 8, 2013
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mr. stubbe

A redneck cowboy of a math teacher. He yells just like the basketball coach he is, and it's always right in your ear. By the end of class, you're deaf. Sanjay tries to be him, but to no avail. Every time, he is shot down faster than a plane flying near the world trade center. Stubbe dubbe doo loves talking to everyone but you, and will not help you with anything, except failing the class.
Mr. Stubbe gave me a 2.7 again on my test because I didn't write my proof out right!
At least Sanjay isn't waving his 4.0 in your face...
by xxxextensioncord February 16, 2018
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