stroodle my noodle

masturbate

I had to stroodle my noodle before I went on a date.

by episcopas January 27, 2014

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stroodle gazzer

the process of in which you put your penis in a womans nose and it hits her brain and you ejaculate on her eyes and she will probably have at least a concusion

i stroodle gazzered your mom last night i think shes dead

by josh ellis1234567890 February 19, 2011

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Calm Your Stroodle

When your stroodle is very arroused/ happy/ slap happy/ semonated/ erect as the Moses Cleveland statue/ BONER.

A: Woah I'm pumped for tonight.
B: Why?
A:I'm definately gunna get layed.
B: Holy shitcakes dude, calm your stroodle.

by suckithard123456789 November 7, 2010

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The toaster stroodle

When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum

Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

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stroodle smash

stroodle smashing is a term for shoving 8-12 squirrels up your ass and them clean your innards

"hey aaron want to stroodle smash later"

by squirrel stomper May 12, 2023

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toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle

by Mother's Disciple September 12, 2020

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