stradeling

Your leg is one side and your other leg is one the other side or him ... so a leg on each side of him, Like riding him like a horse.

I love stradeling her, its like a whole new horse ride

by nicolemichael January 13, 2008

Trevor Strnad

The epic lead singer of The Black Dahlia Murder. He slays women from horizon to horizon with his devilish good looks and his deep baritone voice. He is agile and has cat-like reflexes that even spiderman is jealous of. Ladys want him, guys want to rock with him, llamas wish they were 1/2 as cool.

Girl: Have you seen that guy with the "Heartburn" tattoo across his stomach?!
Guy: DUH! Thats Trevor Strnad...I'd fuck him...

by pythonfan August 18, 2010

Leon Strode

The definition of a complete nonce. He’s often big and bald and he’s got a bulge.

“Oh it’s fat guy” said Mohammed. Leon Strode is a big mun and a name for bigger mun than usual.

by Shabeer Hussain ramen Singh October 21, 2019

toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.
Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle

by mother's stroodles September 12, 2020

toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle!

by a fellow Stroodler September 12, 2020

Tactical Straddle

Tactically straddling someone is a high-speed low-drag maneuver. Commonly used in Police and Military applications. Forcefully and tactfully squatting spread eagle over someones torso or face take control of the suspect. A Tactical Straddle can be executed with the suspect in the prone or supine position by placing both legs around them, as you would when riding a horse. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

"I had to execute a tactical straddle to get control of a suspect last night. Once I had his torso straddled, I was able to overcome his resistance and take full control."

JB "Hey D, heard you had to manhandle that guy in the cell last night, how did you get control of him?"

D "It was easy, I just executed a Tactical Straddle to get him into submission."

by RDMC2 April 14, 2014

East Stroudsburg

An ass backwards town in Monroe County, Pennsylvania for several centuries and counting with an interesting mix of locals who work for peanuts and have no health insurance, they can usually be found at the Cinder Inn wondering why they are getting priced out of the area. Deeper thinkers here often ponder why outsiders are moving in before realizing someone with a backhoe decided to put a major highway through the center of town awhile back.

You'll also find legions of newer residents from the greater New York City area, many of whom are minorities that commute to the city and make real money, keeping the local bus company, Martz' share holders smiling in the process. Don't bother to subscribe to the local newspaper, the Pocono Record, which should only be purchased in a pinch if your training small pets and desperately need a piddle pad.

School taxes are way high since everyone tries to get friends and neighbors a job with the corrupt school board, where they do very little while making a killing, cranking out some of the dumbest seniors in the western hemisphere; insuring the Walmart in town is always staffed with a full supply of talent. You can always move here since there's plenty of foreclosures in countless developments to insure any unfortunate potential home buyers with a minimal down payment and pulse there very own Pocono dream home/nightmare in northeast PA.

Resident #1: East Stroudsburg is a corrupt, sorry excuse for a town.

Resident #2: It could always be worse, you could've been born here.

by sphinx70 April 22, 2011