by Level5mutant September 13, 2020
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I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.
by Jamacha October 9, 2023
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Alison was so horny so she went and got 400 dollars from her savings and went to the stop club she paid for a private room and ask for the sexiest, lustrous, biggest, and hardest female that could sex her up, she paid and extra 200 dollars for the woman to fuck her hard. Alison went into the room and there were two sexy women in thongs standing there. She pulled all of her clothes off and opened her legs wide.
Women 1 eat her up and licked her clit, massaged her boobs and made out with her
Women 2 tongue fucked her, fingered her and dildo fucked her with three different dildos; a dark blue 8”, a pink 12” and finally a purple 15”
After lots of sex women 1 fingered her lots and finished her off by grabbing a new dildo that was exactly 18”
Alison had never seen one so huge before
It was the best lesbian strip club she had ever been to
She went again the next day
Women 1 eat her up and licked her clit, massaged her boobs and made out with her
Women 2 tongue fucked her, fingered her and dildo fucked her with three different dildos; a dark blue 8”, a pink 12” and finally a purple 15”
After lots of sex women 1 fingered her lots and finished her off by grabbing a new dildo that was exactly 18”
Alison had never seen one so huge before
It was the best lesbian strip club she had ever been to
She went again the next day
by Hot stories January 7, 2021
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Get the illegal strip club mug.An unwanted situation:
When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.
Or
A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.
Or
A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
In case of doobie drought:
Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”
In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:
Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”
Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”
Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”
In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:
Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”
Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”
by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021
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Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010
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