Stressed off a Bridge

Figure of speech used to describe the a level of stress so high that one dreams of, or comes close to ending it all and jumping off a bridge.

"Man I am stressed off a bridge right now; I don't know what I'm gonna do."

"Sucks man....can I have your stereo?"

by heyitsac August 25, 2008

swaggy.but.stressed

a tiktok user thats really seggzy and funny 😒😒💍💍💍

person a: hey did you see swaggy.but.stressed's new video??
person b: wtf no
person a: were not friends anymore bye

by stressed.but.swaggy June 16, 2021

Stressed

Stressed is "desserts" spelled backwards. If you or someone you know are stressed, eat more desserts! (Do NOT eat too many or you'll have poor health and weight issues).

Person 1: I'm so stressed about this test!
Person 2: Have a cupcake!

by Burrito._. June 8, 2017

Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’

friend: that test was easy peasy lemon squeezy
me: i’m a Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

by yeeeetttt,345 November 11, 2019

stressed to the max

More stressed than ever before

Person 1: Hey Sally what's wrong?
Person 2: Bobbie Jo I'm just stressed to the max!

by Poptart0612 May 19, 2016

stressed out cunt

a black man named avinash

i avinash am i stressed out cunt desperate for pussy. Im so stressed out my stress is stressed. I am also a gay man.

by dasilencer7007 May 5, 2018

Stressed Potato

Literally just a rly stressed/only slightly cute person.

Wow Clara is a really stressed potato.

by green road March 1, 2018