Straightson

a nigga who always reminds others of his dominance by saying "you gay nigga suck my cock lol XD"

Yo bro can u pass the aux cord
*plays a joe dirt dvd*
Bro u gay

What a straightson

by [B]igga June 12, 2018

Straightlord

The straightest person of all time.

''Is Mateo gay or straight?''
''Oh he's a straightlord ''

by Hellomr.goodbye November 22, 2019

Straightforkaworu

Straightforkaworu is 1. The best mutual ever 2. Not a Necrophiliac 3. A Crona and Gabi Stan 4. Great at not making Death Jokes

Did you hear Straightforkaworu is the best mutual ever

by Aj why is Crona my Fav March 10, 2021

Mr. Straightforward

Typically a guy who as soon as he knows he likes someone tells them so. He can ask a girl out within three days of knowing her.

Girl 1- He asked me out yesterday! I've only know him three days! He's such a Mr. Straightforward !

Girl 2- Yeah he's so nice! I wish he liked me

Girl 1- He's got a great ass too!

by Pseudonym = false name November 4, 2016

Straightzone

1. When a LGB person is in a friendship with a straight person, but makes it clear up front that their relationship cannot mature beyond a designated limit, simply because they are straight.
2. A safe emotional distance LGB people can keep from their straight friends.
3. A term LGB people use to advert to their relationship with Allies.

"I feel like Matthew isn't being really open with me, maybe it's because I'm straight?"
"Dude, you totally got straightzoned!"
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"Selena, why don't you trust me, is it because I'm not gay?"
"I always have one in mind about straight people."
"So this means I'm in the straightzone."
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"I wanna come with you at the gay bar."
"I would rather you don't."
"Straightzoned again..."

by Straightzoned November 29, 2014

Straightdori

is the term when you ship garupa/bang dream girls to ARGONAVIS characters with each other

(if you do ship them for real and not as a joke you need help and you are DUMB)

"why does straightdori even exist?"

by moepii_supremacy March 28, 2021

Straightt

Slang for gay.

Girl #1: Man, that girl Cindy is soooooooooooo straightt.

Girl #2: Yeah girlfriend, I saw her looking at pictures of Selena Gomez the other day, sooooooooooooo straightt.

by CindyLesbians December 20, 2010