“Omg Ellie your so gay!!!”- Emelie “you wanna back that up buttercup? 😐”- Ellie *shows prove* (straight until proven gay)
by anonymous October 17, 2021

wow is she gay?
no she can’t be she is the queen of being straight and not gay at all
oh she is a malkah then!
no she can’t be she is the queen of being straight and not gay at all
oh she is a malkah then!
by odd sloth May 17, 2019

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

"Ghazi is such a Gay Straight Man, Unbelievable!"
"I don't believe a Gay Straight Man exists, but god gave us Ghazi."
"I don't believe a Gay Straight Man exists, but god gave us Ghazi."
by YourTypicalDumbass February 23, 2021

by LuckySun June 30, 2022

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
