Spaghetti Straightener

A woman who turns a gay man into a straight man

That girl is a real spaghetti straightener.

by TurnThemStraight September 25, 2018

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straightening my hair

using an outrageously expensive heating device that slowly kills your hair in order to make it straight like asian hair

Look at what straightening my hair did!

by dancerxox9 October 16, 2008

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A way to chemically straighten one`s hair so it remains straight for 6 months to a year. Usually takes up to five hours and can cost anywhere from $80-$300. Damages hair a bit but leaves it stick-straight.

Odette got her hair Japanese Straightened on Saturday, and it was so shiney and straight I couldn`t believe it! Especially since she had extremely curly hair before she got Japanese Straightening.

by RichardFanx3 August 24, 2006

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Straightening Iron

1.) An electronic device which uses applied pressure and heat to straighten one's hair.

2.)By its name one may assume that this is a tool which will enhance the masculinity of homosexual males; ironically, however, its application makes you look gayer.

Example 1
Girl: I go to the tanning salon 4 days a week. I wear mac make up. And I use a straightening Iron on my bleached hair.

Other Girl: Cool. Now no one can tell that by nature you're not very attractive.

Example 2
Guy: I think I'm gonna cut my hair. It's too wavy to grow out.

Girl: Just use a straightening iron.

Guy: Sure, that sounds like a blast!
..........15 minutes later.........
Guy: Well, my hair looks straight, but I look much the opposite.

by Kawlyn1029 July 4, 2005

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