This term can be used, within the company of those you are close with, to in fact, congratulate a bro on a good story.
by pppoe December 11, 2012
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As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
by LJonesy October 6, 2011
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"Cool story, bro" is an expression used to actualize the insignificance of stories or statements that are falsely believed to be very significant by the individual that is sharing them. Usually a condescending response to a self-indulgent based monologue, this phrase is often used when the speaker's story is, in acutuality, not very cool at all. If used to positive effectiveness, the person(s) applying this expression may sufficiently help the speaker to realize how insignificant their story and/or statement truly is.
Scenario: Seth brings his surfboard to the beach on a day when the ocean is evidently very flat.
Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today."
Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves."
Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."
Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today."
Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves."
Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."
by Frankie Boom Botz July 26, 2011
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See also TL;DR
See also TL;DR
cool story bro is just more obnoxious forum chaff from the crap factory and anon daycare center, that is 4chan.
by Lig Na Baste August 14, 2009
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Story Teller: aw man I went to work the other day and this lady came in with her kid... blah blah blah
You: Cool story bro, hope they make a movie about it!
You: Cool story bro, hope they make a movie about it!
by kittykat14311 May 30, 2011
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funniest when one who obviously isnt apart of the conversation says it,
funniest when one who obviously isnt apart of the conversation says it,
douche: "yeah i was gonna go out with my girl last night but i was really tired from work so i just stayed home and played a round of black ops. but we chilled after and she-
me (turning around to the kids behind me in class); "true story bro?"
douche: "oh fuck you"
me: "you mad bro?"
me (turning around to the kids behind me in class); "true story bro?"
douche: "oh fuck you"
me: "you mad bro?"
by ithinkhesmadbro February 28, 2011
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Somewhat like Pics or it didn't happen.
Somewhat like Pics or it didn't happen.
Person A: I just got 15 headshots in a row when spraying with an M249 in Counter Strike Source without hacks!
Person B: Got a replay for this?
Person A: No, but I swear it happened!
Person B: cool story bro.
Person B: Got a replay for this?
Person A: No, but I swear it happened!
Person B: cool story bro.
by gd1 December 1, 2009
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