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Mass Porn Storage Device

A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn
I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.
by DanSussex December 25, 2007
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StoneRaven

A crackbird.
We saw a StoneRaven tweaking the other day.
by Not_Drone June 2, 2021
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cock storage

refers to a female that sleeps around a lot so it seem that she always has someone in her a.k.a. slut, whore, ho
She just slept with the entire football team. That girl is just cock storage!
by Dawlface March 7, 2008
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low storage

Person 1: Yo my phones got low storage

Person 2: Ok bro I'll miss you a lot. Your funeral is gonna be lit!
by FAPPIN IT July 23, 2016
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balls in storage

He put his balls in storage a while back.
by Steve120 April 12, 2010
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showerage

A term used to describe the act of taking a shower. Usually used in place of the phrases "In the shower" or "I'm taking a shower."
Man, I need to partake in some major showerage action; I smell like a fish basket!
by Godzilla Esquire December 14, 2008
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Storage porn

The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.
Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.
by BoredRedhead June 17, 2013
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