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Mass Porn Storage Device

A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn
I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.
by DanSussex December 25, 2007
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cock storage

refers to a female that sleeps around a lot so it seem that she always has someone in her a.k.a. slut, whore, ho
She just slept with the entire football team. That girl is just cock storage!
by Dawlface March 7, 2008
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low storage

Person 1: Yo my phones got low storage

Person 2: Ok bro I'll miss you a lot. Your funeral is gonna be lit!
by FAPPIN IT July 23, 2016
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balls in storage

He put his balls in storage a while back.
by Steve120 April 12, 2010
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Storage porn

The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.
Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.
by BoredRedhead June 17, 2013
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lag storage

Storage as a computer medium to hold/keep files and information. Lag as in "to be slow". LAG Storage is a virtual storage, as where a person stores infomation/files/data in lag. This lag is created where computer A sends the data to comptuer B...and then B sends it back to A, forming a continuous loop of transmitted data. While the data is being transferred in the loop, the data is technically being stored. One of the comptuers can section off the data and contain it for viewing, and when finished send it back along its way. Slower connections tend to yield more storage space in theory. Only compter A and B can piece back together the data to read because of the code, making it secure.
Your computer is so slow, it can be used for LAG Storage. I had to keep the file in LAG Storage so the police would not catch onto me.
by Attack Frog (56th ARG) July 4, 2005
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storage

a descriptive word that means awesome, toothsome, amazing, and totally bad apple. when referring to something as storage, be sure not to create a situation where the listener thinks that something is being described as a vessel. one should never refer to a woman as "storage".
tim: young blood, did you catch the community episode last night?
jim: oh no doubt, that school is so storage, i wish i went there.
by toothpastez October 2, 2011
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