Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson is a handsome and available Renaissance man best known for blowing up the blogosphere with www.barneysblog.com. Barney plays 83 different musical instruments, holds the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, has flown a fighter jet around the world blindfolded, ranks first in the world in laser tag and good looks, invented that chariot thing for crippled dogs, and currently serves on the board of a Fortune 500 company, which is why he probably won't return your calls.

Praise For Barney Stinson - from the ladies:

''Stinson sure knows how to use his pen.'' -Lisa, Shared a Cab

''It's a little rough in the beginning, but once you see all the magnificence packed inside, you won't ever want to put it down.'' -Katie, Lost Tourist

''I'll be honest - I was a little worried when I saw the length, but don't worry - it'll grow on you.'' -Carolyn...Carol?, Met Outside Yoga

by Koning Erik August 2, 2010

StitsHass

Short for a chick with Saggy tits but a Hot ass.

Wow, that stripper had flapjacks, but what an incredibly nice ass! She is such a StitsHass that I I'm really obsassed!

by Jeff D October 13, 2005

Stimson Middle School

this is a place that no one ever wants to be. we hv stupid tech classes that everyone sleeps thru. there are maybe 3 good teachers in this school. it is nicknamed stimshit for a reason. it’s the shittiest place and literally no one wants to go to this school. people are acc embarrassed to say we go to this school. get us tf out. mr. smith looks like buddy the elf. mr. sansotta looks like a guy who should work at raymor & flannigan. and mr. kellerman looks like Al from toy story. there are way too many teachers who look like thumbs here. and yes this shitty ass school can go bury itself in hell. gay ass school with fucking pervert teachers and they try and help kids with their mental health BUT THE SCHOOL IS CAUSING IT. kids here need to learn how to fucking walk and keep their mouths shut. i can’t think of one person here who is real. everyone is faker than barbie.

guy : what school do you go to?
girl : oh umm
guy : just tell me
girl : stimson middle school
guy : what’s that?

by i probably don’t like you March 10, 2019

stidiot

A quicker way of referring to someone as a stupid idiot.

That stidiot can't see the forrest through the trees.

by Bill M August 3, 2007

NORMA STITS

meaning 'normous tits or no mistakes. scottish people tend to take offense to this remark

Scottish person: So ya want a pizza now do ya?
Other person:My name is Norma
Scottish Person: Norma what?
Other person: Norma Stits
Scottish Person: norma stits, norma STITS! IM GONNA CATCH YA WEE VARMET!!

by Ener-2 March 16, 2009

SIDSY

Common excuse when car drivers pull out in front of a motorbike

"Sorry I didn't see you"

"Some bint sidsy'd me yesterday."

by The_Apprentice March 18, 2009

Stinsoned

Technical term used in the financial markets to describe a terrible event which has caused massive financial loss. I.e. a bad trade with major repercussions. hosed fucked screwed or colloquial "to take one in the ass"

"I just got Stinsoned in the Tovatt on that deal!"

by Rogue Trader May 4, 2004