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Sticker Paralysis

The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.
"I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this Vintage Apple sticker. I can't decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my rear window or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.
by grimfish March 5, 2009
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sticking your penis in an electrical socket

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.
Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.
by CareyB May 25, 2008
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Meth Lab Zoso Sticker

Your cock. After the song Meth Lab Zoso Sticker which the writer claimed was about male sexual bravado. Announcing to the all the women in town he has something for them.
Got a meth lab Zoso sticker rolled up in my pocket, got a 7 inch trigger finger don’t know how to stop it, got a one way pile driver no where left to use it....... got a genuine mother maker .....
And I’m giving it all to you.
by Thewolfofwolf August 21, 2018
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Stickittodamaneosis

Noun;
A rare blood disease that helps trick people into letting them audition for battle of the bands.

Coined by Dewy Finn under the pseudonym Mr. Shneebly

From the movie, School of Rock
Mr.S- They're terminal
Audition Judge- What do they have?
Mr.S- Uh, um, Stickittodamaneosis...
by mNm347 February 3, 2010
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Tipper sticker

Warning labels placed on CDs that are deemed to be offensive by a group of white Christian grandmothers.
Wal-Mart will sell guns but it won't sell albums with a Tipper sticker, 'cos it's okay for kids to have weapons as long as they don't listen to music with dirty words.
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003
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Stickins

by PeteyPaplo June 19, 2017
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cancer sticker

by h. jablome October 27, 2008
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