STFD

SUCK THIS FUCKING DICK

WHEN YA GIRL ASK FOR A DATE AND YOU DONT FEEL LIKE SPENDING MONEY ON HER SO "STFD"

by M_ANON July 13, 2019

STFD

STFD is an acronym to simply say SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. This wonderful acronym comes from a musical called Come From away which I suggest you check out.

And if they're speedin', I'll stop them and write out a warning ticket. I'll write STFD
Slow the fuck down!

by DoodlesfortheDay August 7, 2019

STFD

STFD or in other words, sit the fuck down

a definition like for an example,
m8 STFD B4 i slap u mike.
u want some m8?

by ordinary otaku September 12, 2017

STFD

Abbreviation of ‘Shut the fucking door’. Generally used by teenagers when their mom doesn’t close the door.

Mom: Here’s your dinner.

*leaves room without closing door*
Teenager pulls out phone to text mom: STFD

by Removed Sandwich Crust May 25, 2021