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Martha Stewart

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.
You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart by AYB June 5, 2003

Steven Stewart 

He is a fucking little pedo who shags kids he likes the feel of kids dick. Better known as stevo the pedo. Please keep him away from your kids he will try to put his cock up their arse. He has a white van and drives it around the parks looking for kids to snatch
Steven Stewart by 384829572938582 October 28, 2019

Marjory Stewart-Baxter 

*Another finger-puppet friend of Salad Fingers
who is the only female puppet out of all three puppets.
*A very beautiful woman.
*Someone who tastes' like sunshine dust.
"Marjory Stewart-Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust"
"You look like Marjory Stewart-Baxter"

Alf Stewart

Alfred James "Alf" Stewart is a fictional character from the Australian Channel Seven soap opera Home and Away and and a parody of doodleburger, full time rapist played by Ray Meagher. The character debuted on-screen during the serial's pilot episode on 17 January 1988 while raping Sally. . Meagher is the only remaining original cast member still present. Thanks to Summer Bay, Alf still has his thunder. Also Loose as fuck.
Have you seem the little Cambodian kid Alf Stewart stole from the markets?

Exactly.
Alf Stewart by Rape101 October 20, 2013
A Stewart (also called a stew ) is a person who exudes goodness and kindness.

His sweet smile will make your knees go weak.
But the real magic of a Stewart comes in his stories. Talking to a Stewart on the phone makes you feel lucky. Special even. A Stewart is a giver. A cherisher. Worth cherishing. And a wonderful soul. Plus a total hottie. Especially when he has surf hair.
Whoa did you just see that Stewart?!
Obviously, I’m on the floor.
Stewart by StormAsh June 17, 2018