stevie wonder

The act of having to wear shades because your sexual partner is so unappealing. Wearing the shades, especially in the dark, make the act much more 'safer', since you minimize risk of seeing their face.

Jim: Did you sleep with her?
Cheeks: Yup
Jim: But I thought she looked rough?
Cheeks: Gave it the old stevie wonder dude! Never know when your next shag may come round.
Jim: Sorted!

by highland_wonders June 9, 2011

Stevie Wonder

It's when you ejaculate into your sexual partners eye and because of that they're blinded then you turn them around and begin having anal sex with them.

Hey I stevie wondered your mom last night!

Is that why she couldn't open her eyes this morning?

by IsaiahCadeJack November 17, 2011

Stevie Wonder

The Stevie Wonder is a 5 step process.

1-Give a man a blowjob.

2-Let him ejaculate in your mouth.

3-When he's not expecting it, spit the ejaculate into his eyes, severely blinding and disorienting him.

4-Grab a blunt object and hit him in the mouth. Make sure you knock all his teeth out.

5-While the man is on his hands and knees feeling around for his teeth, defecate on him.

If done properly he will now look exactly like Stevie Wonder

My boyfriend was being a real jerk so I Stevie Wonder-ed him!

by ShamieD December 3, 2010

stevie wonder

reference to the blind musician meaning that the person in question is also blind/has poor vision

(after a car crash) who the fuck was driving, stevie wonder?

by vorque January 9, 2009

No Stevie Wonder

another way of saying you aren't blind.

I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder

-did you see that?

-no Stevie Wonder

by lilbitofsunshine January 21, 2010

Stevie Wonder

Getting head while playing the piano blindfolded.

"Dude, She gave me the Stevie wonder last night!"
"Really?! NO WAY!"

by plankmaster 5000 October 18, 2011

Stevie Wonder

This is when you cum in both of the girls eyes, causing her to squint and then grab her by the hair on both sides of her head and tug her back in forth in a swaying motion.

Dude last night I totally gave this chick a Stevie Wonder in the face, then I started to sing "I just called to say, I love you"

by Pdot33 February 6, 2009