texas two step

After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop again.

I ate a burrito last night and just had to do a Texas Two Step.

by SCL9994 November 2, 2007

Tourist Two Step

When your walking in a store, or a crowded area and you come in contact with another walker in your direction. You see this person coming so you decide your going to move over, but the other person sees you coming too and they think the same. You guys end up crossing paths and you both do a little akward two step movement to get out of the oncoming persons way.

I was walking through the mall, when a lady started walking in my direction. In a nervous panic I tried to get out of her way but I ended up doing the tourist two step to avoid her.

by C1195 August 3, 2010

two step

1) a "dance" step done to hardcore music, alternating pinwheeling arms and crossover legs. derived from the skanking done in the ska movement, it's similar in rhythm, but much more agressive. it seems simple at first glance but the motion is acctually quite hard to pick up and hold onto for long periods of time.

2) a general annoyance. try having any kind of pit while kids are two stepping and all it gets you in an elbow in the face. any less than five two steppers can be overtaken by a rushing of the pit... sometimes a loose circle piut can be formed... & if there's any more than five... that is one fucking huge venue that you're in, buddy.

1) setting; punkrock show in the 707.
mohawk: what're they DOING?
byrd: two stepping. they're hardcore kids, and this IS Resiliance.
mohawk: oh.

2) setting; punkrock show in the 707.
mohawk: what're they DOING?
byrd: two stepping. they're hardcore kids, and this IS Resialiance.
mohawk: fuck that, it's a PUNK show.
7seconds backpatch: circle pit?
skunx hair: no, let's rush 'em.

(JUST... go to a fucking show... cheers.)

by catarac...a January 5, 2007

Indiana Two Step

When a male engages anal intercourse with a female and then ejaculates into the anus without telling her. The male then karate chops the female in the back of the neck and takes two steps to the left, causing her to shit uncontrollably.

"I tried to do the Indiana Two Step on your dad the other night but it didn't work."
"Yeah that's because you have to be fucking a girl."

by Skylar Guzman November 9, 2009

Conservative Two-Step

When a conservative runs to his and/or her safe space to complain about triggered snowflakes.

Ann Coulter used the good ol' conservative two-step at politicon 2018.

by John Sinlinglat October 19, 2018

Tennessee Two-Step

When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.

Paul got lucky last night, took this girl home and gave her the Tennessee Two-Step by morning.

by TN Decker July 21, 2019

Three-pedal two-step

The procedure a person follows to drive a car with manual transmission.

"Three pedals," from left to right: Clutch, Brake, Accelerator.

"Two-step": Ordinarily, a couples' dance step.

"C'mon... I'll teach you how to do the three-pedal two-step."

by Ponyguy March 28, 2010