Stetson

The cologne of the true American ladies man. Stetson is the key to any woman's heart. With it's deep musty smell, it's a classic that will never go out of style. Check out Stetson: Untamed, get it while it's hot people.

Woman: EWW what's that smell!!!?
Stetson Wearer: That's the smell of desire, baby.

by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

stensonize

In a business setting, to fill one's daily schedule with so many meetings that little or no time is left for any other activity whatsoever.

Examples of this occur frequently in software development companies, particularly those based in Southern Oregon.

"John, would you like to meet me at lunch at 1:00?"
Answer: "I wish I could, but my whole day is completely stensonized!"

by Mauzer January 6, 2010

stedson

Sexy Boy Who Looks Super Good Always is the hottest One in the Room

Your Bf is such a stedson.

by Bobby Schmidt November 15, 2016

Stetsoned

When your best bro bud ignored your texts and calls because you hurt his feelings.

I jokingly hit my friend in the face with a cornhole bag smeared in poop. As a result of the he stetsoned me for the remainder of the weekend.

by Stetsoned May 13, 2021

Stensoned

(verb) To wrap ones head in masking tape and then set it on fire.

John stensoned last night and burned all his hair off!

by Prof. batman October 30, 2008

stenson

A Mass murderer in the year 2000. Killed his family friends and animals with a sledge hammer escaped from jail in the year 2002. Stensons hobbies included burger food establishments and war hammer which fuelled his schizophrenic rampage in early 2000. has links with alien life forms. ( rumored that aliens drove him to kill )

Stenson Murders family in family home at christmas

by Stevenhill June 4, 2007

stetson

A type of hat.

Steers and queers?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004