static-x

The true epitome of fucking awesome.

Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.

Static-X... Keep Disco Evil!

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

Static IP

And IP Address that does not change. Static IPs are given by certain ISPs, some of them offer both static, and dynamic ips.

My connection has a static IP address, therefor, it does not change when I reboot my modem.

by kyle.biddle January 22, 2011

Static

A way of lowering you car by static suspension parts, like coilovers. Once you set that ride height, it stays like that (unless adjusted).

Imagine driving on bags, rather than static LOL.

by StaticN*gga November 17, 2019

static shock

A great show on Cartoon Network.

Superhero static shock whoop whoop!

by stewfoo January 8, 2005

static addict

A person addicted to fighting and arguing.A person who thrives on friction and drama.

Johnny can't help himself anymore he is picking fights with everyone he is becoming a real static addict.

by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009

static retard

Someone who talks lots of shit on Twitter even though their internet connection is static.

"Kingvec7 is such a static retard lmao he'll be offline in a minute"
"I know right didn't he get hit offline for like a week?"

by Bunyuns May 23, 2016

static club

Frame banging static boys #fuckbags

“You order anything from the new static club merch drop?” 😳 ultimate flex

by The static kids November 21, 2021