State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there
by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022
A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
by Derpafish August 25, 2021
That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.
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It isn't State Farm it's... State Farm.
by periodwithtrans February 6, 2023
by DancingOmniChickens November 9, 2020
Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL
by DVillan October 12, 2020