You walk into a hospital room where your friend is on a bed with his left leg, no arms, and only half of his prick. You say,"How ya doin, man?"
He says,"Oh, just great. I feel better than ever. I could just hop all around the world, I feel so great."
You say,"Really? That's some great news."
See, this isn't your friend trying to make you look stupid, which if you said one or both of these things, you might be, it was his immune system acting due to the high levels of stupidity being taken into his brain. It automatically responded with sarcasm. So don't take it personaly.
He says,"Oh, just great. I feel better than ever. I could just hop all around the world, I feel so great."
You say,"Really? That's some great news."
See, this isn't your friend trying to make you look stupid, which if you said one or both of these things, you might be, it was his immune system acting due to the high levels of stupidity being taken into his brain. It automatically responded with sarcasm. So don't take it personaly.
by Big Jew February 24, 2007
Get the sarcasm mug.A sarcastic response to sarcasm, double sarcasm is highly deceptive. Through double sarcasm, it appears that you did not realize that the person was being sarcastic, whereas we both know that you were fully aware of it. In fact, you have to be aware of it in order to count as double sarcasm. Unlike sarcasm, which often utilizes a sarcastic tone, double sarcasm is highly deceptive and utilizes no such tone. The objective is to pretend to miss the original sarcasm and respond seriously. In essence, double sarcasm is the truth disguised by the veil of false ignorance.
Billy: I can't wait to pull hella tail now that I got this advice!! (original sarcasm)
You: No. His advice was terrible. (double sarcasm)
Billy: No. Your sarcasmdar is broken.
You: Double Sarcasm strikes again!
You: No. His advice was terrible. (double sarcasm)
Billy: No. Your sarcasmdar is broken.
You: Double Sarcasm strikes again!
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