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red stapler

Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.
"Red stapler"
-Milton
by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007
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stapler

When having sex you put the girls legs above your head and stick your dick into her mouth and start humping
He started to stapler her
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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staples

an awful place to work. everyone hates it there and the managers are either too busy gossiping with other employees to do their job or are just so pissed off and angry that no one wants to approach them. Customers are constantly bitching about their sales not ringing up and god forbid there is actually a line because none of the techs will ever help ring out anyone. Word of advice: go to office depot
You work at staples? damn dude, that sucks
by mickey16561 April 24, 2011
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Stapler nazi

Someone who takes too long with a stapler
Mike you damn stapler nazi! hurry the fuck up!
by Nick February 4, 2005
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Stapler

An internet meme meaning you are procrastinating on finishing a report, essay or any other written document that should be stapled.
"Hey John, are you done with your homework? The stapler will know."
by xsed, February 23, 2013
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cunt staples

hey, joan, if you wanna be punk, you gotta get some cunt staples
by anthony p. October 6, 2005
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staples

giving someone a quickie when their parents aren't home but telling your parents you are going to staples
"Mom, i'm going to staples, be back in 10."
by Omar the Mexican September 11, 2005
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