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Tank and Spank

The simplest mmorpg tactic, where a heavily-armed, high health point player (referred to as the tank) draws the enemy's attention and takes all the enemy fire while the rest of the team come in and deal damage to the opposition (referred to as the DPS, the one who delivers the "spank").

Side note: May not always be the best approach in a boss fight with certain mechanics.
Healer: is there any boss mechanics for this fight, do we have to avoid anything or be aware of any attacks?

Tank: No this boss is easy, let's just roll in with the tank and spank
by gimme the money September 6, 2016
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spank wad

A term commonly used to describe a tissue that has been viciously soaked by man matter.
Bro, I was taking out the trash and I found one of your spank wad's
by El Jhay August 11, 2017
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Asian Dry Spank

When an Asian says "Be right back." on XBOX to go jerk off without using any lubrication. The Asian Dry Spank may also be followed by the excuse "I'm going to take a shower.". The Asian Dry Spank usually occurs once or twice a day and late at night, and lasts for a duration of about 5 to 10 minutes.
Ryan: Be right back, going to take a shower.
Me: Dude it's 5 a.m. you're going for an Asian Dry Spank.
by Alectric April 26, 2013
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spank peep

Get out the windex, the spank peep was back last night.
by spank peep November 6, 2007
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Spank Me

I’ve been very NAUGHTY, I NEED you to SPANK ME!

Put the Hand-Cuffs on Me. Pull My Pants and Panties Down. Pull Me across Your
Knees, Secure Me In Place, Lock Your Leg
Around Me. Grab that Big Old Wooden

Bath Brush, and paddle Me , very Hard

And very long because I Deserve It! Start
With HARD Slow Strikes, getting HARDER AND FASTER IN FLURRIES.. just to see Me
Dance..Set My ASS On FIRE. Don’t Stop before You Have Me Squirming and Wiggling and Begging You to Stop, Feet KICKING, PLEADING For MERCY, Telling You how SORRY I AM.. Crying REAL TEARS!
You BELIEVE ME ..BUT TELL ME THIS IS WHEN THE REAL PUNISHMENT BEGINS!
You Continue with Several More Sets of Flurries About Twenty in s Set Sixty or So.
You Announce that Part One is Over Now,
Go Stand in the Corner for Ten Minutes..
Part Two will begin Then.. and Your getting another Fifty bent over the Couch,
This Time with the LONG TAWSE!!
I’ve been very NAUGHTY, I NEED you to SPANK ME!
by Well Punished October 20, 2019
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Cyber spank

To suffer a public “telling off” on a social network site.

An admonishment by parent for social networking while you should be doing college work.
Example cyber spank: “Now get off Facebook and go and do some revision xxx”
by outback dingoes June 10, 2010
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Spank Ze Monkey

A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.
Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.
by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011
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