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I’ve been very NAUGHTY, I NEED you to SPANK ME!

Put the Hand-Cuffs on Me. Pull My Pants and Panties Down. Pull Me across Your
Knees, Secure Me In Place, Lock Your Leg
Around Me. Grab that Big Old Wooden

Bath Brush, and paddle Me , very Hard

And very long because I Deserve It! Start
With HARD Slow Strikes, getting HARDER AND FASTER IN FLURRIES.. just to see Me
Dance..Set My ASS On FIRE. Don’t Stop before You Have Me Squirming and Wiggling and Begging You to Stop, Feet KICKING, PLEADING For MERCY, Telling You how SORRY I AM.. Crying REAL TEARS!
You Continue with Several More Sets of Flurries About Twenty in s Set Sixty or So.
You Announce that Part One is Over Now,
Go Stand in the Corner for Ten Minutes..
Part Two will begin Then.. and Your getting another Fifty bent over the Couch,
This Time with the LONG TAWSE!!
I’ve been very NAUGHTY, I NEED you to SPANK ME!
by Well Punished October 20, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Similar to hell yes or fuck yeah. Normally being pleased with yourself after achieving something, not sexual.

Originates from Batman Forever, exclaimed by The Riddler, aka Jim Carrey, when he guessed the correct location of Bruce Wayne in his mansion, at which point he exclaimed "spank me!"

Possibly similar to "somebody stop me" from The Mask.
After searching Wayne mansion, The Riddler finally finds Bruce hiding in the living room with Nicole Kidman. "Spank me!" He exclaims in joy at his discovery, and proceeds to fuck them up.

Beating the final level of crash nitro kart - "SPANK ME!! I FUCKING DID IT."
by On behalf of James November 04, 2011
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