Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.
"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"
by brendan June 26, 2004
Get the e-standards mug.The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.
Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!
Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!
Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!
Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
by Tylerk74 April 18, 2008
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Felicia: "My party started 3 hours ago where's everyone?"
Peter: "You know how Ghanaian Standard Time works!"
Peter: "You know how Ghanaian Standard Time works!"
by sazzlefrazzle December 13, 2005
Get the Ghanaian Standard Time mug.A phrase often used by someone who wants to sound cool, yet doesn't know the actual time.
Derived from the belief that drug dealers operate on their own clock.
Derived from the belief that drug dealers operate on their own clock.
by Narconomics June 9, 2014
Get the standard narco time mug.A standard night in fleet will go as follows: Cotching it at a mates house for a few hours listening to music and general bant. This is followed by a ganders up to fleet with a crate of beers and maybe some weed/drone. Stroll up and down the high street before gettin bare hungry and going in for a dutty pizza from herpies. THe most important part of the night is a ganders at PRC with some bare coffee and bait party rings. Cotch it up to the skate park and have a ganders on the swings while keeping lookout for the meat wagons and pig brigade. Sleep on bench or back to mates house on the floor.
" Oi breh, you up for a Standard night in Fleet tonight"
"yeh bruv, sounds safe, what time?"
"meet at mine at like 8 ish, i got bare dolla?"
"allllow it standard, can i cotch at yours after"
"yeh sorted"
"yeh bruv, sounds safe, what time?"
"meet at mine at like 8 ish, i got bare dolla?"
"allllow it standard, can i cotch at yours after"
"yeh sorted"
by aLLow nD TingZz May 15, 2010
Get the Standard Night in Fleet mug.A timezone imagined by those of Indian Subcontinental descent, resulting in a time from 30 minutes to 3 hours past the actual time. Although DST may not be specified by a desi, one must assume this difference and add to the promised time accordingly.
Jane: "What time will you be over for dinner?"
Jaspreet: "6 or so." (desi standard time)
Jane: "Okay, I'll have things ready at 8:30 for you."
Jaspreet: "6 or so." (desi standard time)
Jane: "Okay, I'll have things ready at 8:30 for you."
by Lotsofgoats July 21, 2010
Get the desi standard time mug.I told them to be there at 10 Mexican Standard Time because they are always an hour late and the soiree actually starts at 11.
by kosmik85 June 27, 2009
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