purple headed yogurt squirter

a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time

"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"

by Paul__C January 17, 2009

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cooter squirter

a woman of special talents, which is able to squirt cum from her cooter, which is the ultimate orgasim for a woman, due to the fact of having to change the sheets after intercourse.

Last night my wife became know as the cooter squirter when I made her orgasim so hard that she soaked our sheets.

by M and M January 13, 2008

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One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.

Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"

Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"

Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"

by Evidentary October 1, 2014

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Squirters

People who only use restroom at restaurants and don't buy food.

Squirters always come into my restaurant and never buy food, they just use my restroom and leave.

by ZOOyorker* September 16, 2010

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Berlin Squirter

When you mix the dirt you find in front of the Führerbunker with some water, drag it into a turkey baster, and then squirt it directly into somebody's vagina in the rare hope that the process will birth the next Adolf Hitler.

"I'm feeling like changing the world tonight. Give me the Berlin Squirter, daddy."

by SentientMalos May 30, 2016

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