Squid-Squad

Group of young skaters (under 17) that try tag along with your crew. They can be beginners, or even be better then you, but either way they make you and you crew look lame.

skaters:
skater1: " wanna go hit that five set?"
skater2: " naw man the "squid squad" is over there".

squid-squad:
squid1:"did you see me land that trey flip over that gap!?"
squid2:"i just did a hospital flip over it!"

by JohnWitLotsADoe August 26, 2009

squid song

A song by Wilbur Soot and it’s poggers. If u disagree then pls like just fucking leave.

Spread the message around the world, squids are people too. - the Squid Song

by TheRealIsaballs😫 January 28, 2022

squid squisher

an over powered motorcycle bought by fresh out of boot camp navy personnel, and then driven at high speed into an overpass in the desert, resulting in one less douchebag on wheels.

boatswain's mate first class jones" where's seaman apprentice smith? "

seaman carter " he bought a squid squisher yesterday and they are still peeling parts of him off I-8 "

by phaedrider June 15, 2010

Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.

Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.

by DE SOTO April 27, 2017

squid stick

Squid stick = A Squids Dick

Hey mate did ya see Skully over there?
Aye! He’s a squid stick!

by Zorlac337 March 6, 2022

Squid Stamp

A new Motorcycle rider, called a Squid, does not tuck in zee shirt and gets a sunburn on zee back.

After the long sunny ride the squid had an awesome squid stamp on zee back.

by The-Yashua November 22, 2022

Squid Slipper

Slang for vagina.

He pulled out of her squid slipper just in time.

by Dick Supinya February 25, 2025