a Daniel's quarter

Noun. A quantity well over half. Customarily three quarters. An unfairly large share.

A Daniel's quarter of the UK's tax revenue is generated through a combination of income tax and corporation tax.

'Genius is 1% inspiration, and a Daniel's quarter of perspiration."
- Albert Einstein

by Fnarg February 8, 2012

squatter's rights

when you "own" an unoccupied area. this can be applied when you throw your coat down on a chair or when you ask someone to watch your stuff/ save your spot in line.

"can you save my seat?"
"nah man it's up for fair game"
"c'mon...squatter's rights"

by malabrianna December 9, 2013

pearl squirter

A slang term referring to a mans penis.

Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!

by Digger September 21, 2005

Mall Squatter

All the same qualities of a mall crawler but for overlanders. Usually a late model 4runner or Jeep JK with tons of unnecessary off road shit strapped to their vehicles, which they'll never use. Mall Squatters are easily identified by their roof top tent, 33 inch tires, maxtrax pads and empty rotopax attached to the exterior of their vehicle. The tires will be glazed with tire shine, the paint will look just like it did the day they bought it, and the headliner will be covered with overlanding patches. Light bars and ditch lights with yellow lenses are also a dead giveaway.

Maria - "why does that guys always have a roof top tent on his minivan?"
Me- "For squatting at the mall and Instagram pictures"
Maria- "does he ever use it?"
Me- "yea, he camps in it 3 times a year but paid more for it than the mattress on his bed"
Maria- "why does he have water and gas cans strapped to his tire carrier, does he travel a lot?"
Me- "no, they're empty"
Maria- "so he's just a mall squatter."

by @floppedyota October 10, 2017

Squarturing

Verb: When someone grabs their foreskin and squeezes, making a farting sound.

Yo who's making that farting noise?

Oh that's just artur.

That's Nasty dude, stop squarturing

by Doodjrb ysicnv April 26, 2016

shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.

Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."

by JesterPrim October 28, 2014

squirter

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation.
That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can also be mistaken for urine...but strangely smells of rose water

when Eddie Lock was watching his porn collection he noticed the girl spurt and he made a big wank,resulting in wrist seziure(similar to Jamie Hales)

by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004