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spoontoner

When one is spooning with someone and gets a boner.
"dude i was spooning with her last night and i got the biggest spoontoner".
by franca89 January 7, 2008
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Spoilsome

The act of being spoiled. The act of expecting to be spoiled.
Discarding of 6 month old wardrobe, because you are bored and want to have new clothes, and expecting others will purchase them for you, which could be spoilsome.
by The Truth be dared. March 11, 2011
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State sponsored welfare

1. Really useless public servants that have a job in state government and add no intrinsic value even when executing their duties of office/position, and are likely to contribute to costs due to their incompetence.

They would be less burden to the community if they were on federal unemployment benefits, but instead park their lazy butts in a position in state government way above their retarded abilities. Effectively this is what is called State sponsored welfare.

Particularly endemic within NSW Government, Australia. Think of most high ranking politicians and the ex-premier of NSW (Bob Carr). The cross-city tunnel project, de-salination plant debarkle, introduction of the pokie tax hikes, vendor tax, land tax, sydney bed tax, "code red" conditions in hospitals and numerous other rash ill-informed decisions that have cost NSW hundreds of millions of dollars for very little return.
1. Bob Carr, our premier, is on state sponsored welfare whilst he remains in office.
by Giulio Campobassi April 24, 2006
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Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy

PSM, for short. A phrase used to desrcibe people, places, and sellouts who fake an expression of sorrow for personal gain. For example, a widow may use her husband's death as a way of getting attention for herself. Or a politician may use a national tragedy for personal gain.

Another example would be somebody who adopts a "goth" lifestyle, with a pretense at melancholy, in order to make their dull life seem more interesting. Little do they know, their life is interesting enough without all the pretense, if only they would believe in themselves.

All in all, a useful phrase for describing a variety of high-profile whiners.
Make sure the cameras catch my Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy. Wouldn't want them to find out I'm just a no-good heartless bastard.
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sponsored

"I'll sponsor you!" (takes out knife)
by Kat October 23, 2003
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Spoonpoke

The process of sexual inter course while you and your partner lay in the spooning position
What started out as cuddling turned into a spoonpoke.
by A.R. Shale Targa October 19, 2018
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Sponsorered

my friend Lauren miss spell sponsored so now im making it an official word
its sponsorered, look.
by s09h13 May 20, 2021
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