Spooge Gopher

A mess of hair and cum that accumulates in your plughole, after weeks of wanking in the shower.

That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!

by Chiefwiddler2 June 9, 2009

scoogee

A term for a crappy male stripper.

Damn, that strip club only had scoogees

by Ẽvan December 23, 2014

spoogie

Your friend with special benefits.

I'm goin to my spoogie house cause her hubby is gone.

by Bleze June 26, 2003

Spooge Monkey

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.

by gmonk March 12, 2003

spoogebeast

A tough and virile man. Renown for his sexual prowess and potency. Enormously attractive to women and envied by lesser men.

Jane: I'm exhausted and can barely walk after spending all last night having sex with Mick!
Mary: Yes, he did me the night before. Mick sure is a spoogebeast!

by Mick_SB July 13, 2007

spooge master

One who has perfected the fine art of shooting ejaculate. A woman squirter or a man that can aim and hit any target, ie. ass, lips, eye, mouth, nipples.

I've seen Ike shoot spooge over one girl and hit another girl right in the eye. He is the greatest spooge master of all time!

by Debonaire1 January 17, 2008

spooge

n. slang word meaning semen

v. to ejaculate

n. 'He got spooge on his towel'

v. 'I love to spooge over a hot guy'

by vowelmeister November 25, 2003