Spongebob Squarepants

immature, yet extremely funny cartoon, with an age range of about 4-70.

ME: hey, my 18 year old friends, let's watch spongebob Friends: Ok then

by JimmyK September 12, 2003

spongebob dance

A dance that was developed in Baltimore Maryland.It is famous now on youtube.It has nothing to do with spongebob.The name was developed on the streets of b-more.The dance goes with Baltimore club music, which is a form of house music.The most known baltimore club song that people do the spongebob to is Tote it Remix.

This is a conversation .Peple watching someone doing the spongebob

me:aye!!!he was rockin

someone from nyc:wtf is this

me:it's the spongebob dance

someone from nyc: what?There's spongebob dance?

me:um.. yeah

by retro123456789 June 13, 2008

spongebob squarepants

a cool square dude that lives in bikini bottom

Spongebob and Patrick went jellyfishing!

by spongebob squarepants March 4, 2003

spongebob squarepants

SpongeBob SquarePants is an addorable, loveable, huggable, effeminate, and absorbant, yellow sponge (who lives in a pineapple under the sea....)! Some argue that SpongeBob is idiotic.....well, it CAN be kind of a dumb show at times, but that's part of what makes SpongeBob so incredibly awesome. Squidward is probably my favorite character on the show.....he's so delightfully cynical! What's also great about SpongeBob is that people of all ages can find humor in it. Even though most all other shows on Nick are stupid (Invander Zim was good though....and Fairly OddParents has its moments), SpongeBob is a rather good little show.

SpongeBob & Squidward on Krabby Patties:
SpongeBob:...krabby patties are good for you!
Squidward: Good for you?! Please, those things are a heart attack on a bun!
SpongeBob: No, i meant...they're good for your soul *heavenly music plays; Spongebob is shown standing on a cloud with wings and a halo*!
Squidward: Please! I have no soul *evil laughing is heard; Squidward is shown with fire, stalactites and stalagmites behind him*!
~note: i appologize to everyone if i accidentally messed up that quoted conversation in anyway...which i probably did~

by Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient September 15, 2005

SpongeBob swear words

Tartar sauce- blasphemy (holy crap, goddamn, Jesus Christ)

Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)

What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck

Shrimp- minced oath (shit)

Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)

Mr. Krabs: (accidentally drops a piece of bread from a Krabby Patty): Tartar sauce!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!

SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!

by Secret Godpower August 25, 2016

Spongebong Hemppants

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.

Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!

by --- March 6, 2005

Spongebobble

The way the Japanese pronounce "Spongebob".

SPONGEBOBBLE!

by FlyingBison February 20, 2011